Genuine Narwhal

My talents: procrastination, napping, and telling jokes that only make sense in my head

patrickbrewerisgay:

Dan Levy accepting the 2019 MTV Movie & TV Award for Best Comedic Performance - June 15, 2019

patrickanddavid:

People think that intimacy is about sex. But intimacy is about truth.

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo // Taylor Jenkins Reid

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Tried to draw the love of my life in class

nailtipflips:

madiithepand0rk:

hayei:

sprouting-colours:

appropriately-inappropriate:

lesbian-isthenewblack:

heylookitsliz:

elizabeth-antoinette:

ikenbot:

freeselfdefense:

Rape Escape

  • Easy and very effective
  • Requires nothing but your body
  • Includes attack

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

Worth watching

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be

useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.

This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.

It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.

Please pass this along, it will save lives.

Important

Please reblog this.

Please, if you see this, Reblog it. 

If you see this, reblog please.

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crisiskode:

shutyourmoustache:

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out

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demidorks:

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umpteenthstupidfeelings:

gorillateaparty:

impolitecanadian:

bebe-benzenheimer:

newtsckamander:

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

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I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

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May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

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supernovafirefly:

lydia-saurus:

fake-magical-girl:

I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.

It’s called the Millennial Falcon 

Rebloggin’ the Millennial Falcon

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kristalliserade:

peachisty:

things you deserve this 2018:

  • pure love
  • a kind heart
  • prosperity
  • genuine happiness
  • honesty and transparency
  • softness
  • hope
  • good art
  • clear skin

Can we consider this a blessing and pass it around?

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samwellhaus:

alwaysbewoke:

devilmandamian89:

Does anyone else find it disturbing that we have to literally dumb things down for white people?

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David: *gets up to serve himself*

Everyone: “HOW DARE YOU”

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regularbread:

gottalovesteak:

thefeelofavideogame:

when someone beats you at a video game

UNMUTE THIS PLEASE

SALT IS A WAY OF LIFE.

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Sometimes it feels like there aren’t nearly as many great intense music theatre self reflection songs for women than there are for guys. Or at least not enough that don’t have to do with a love interest? Can someone prove me wrong? Like, what’s the female equivalent thinking “Michael in the Bathroom” from Be More Chill. There’s Natalie’s songs from Next to Normal, but I’m drawing a blank on many others (I hope)

waitinghopingliving:

darkcloudsandsilkyways:

Adorable man…

Is that a fucking panther

(via confirmance)

flooferdoofer:

perpetualvelocity:

familiaralien:

hurraaid:

decided it would be nicer to upload this for everyone who’s struggling

how to put new brushes on sai

(you can do it with textures too but use brushtex folder and file)

Is there a way to do this in PS??

mimimumbles

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scullysthumbtacks:

🎊❤️🎊❤️🎊❤️

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